Now I've Seen it All

You will never guess who came to my house to visit. It was on Sunday morning. I was in my night gown and bath robe. Low and behold the special visitor was in my living room right next to the television. As I went to open the entertainment center there he was. Yes, a live rattle snake right there on my living room floor. You can imagine my surprise. I didn’t care if my neighbor was out of bed or not. I ran to his house in my night gown and bath robe. He was kind enough to remove it from my house. His wife came with him just to make sure that he didn’t get bitten. It was small, but if you know anything about rattle snakes then you know that the smaller ones are much more poisonous then the big ones. My question that hasn’t yet been answered is where is its mother, brothers, and sisters. They must be in a nest very close by. I asked the wildlife removal company how a snake would get into my house. They said that it would come through a closed sliding glass door just as easily as I would come through an open sliding glass door. Those type of doors are built in such a way that snakes can slither underneath them. I have recently purchased snake repellent that will be going all the way around my house tonight. I didn’t know that they made such a repellent but they do.

Okay, so the bobcat that was five feet away from my dog and looking at eating him for breakfast was somewhat unnerving. The bear that was ten feet away from us and thoroughly enjoying my neighbor’s garbage was kind of interesting to watch. The pack of wild coyotes that howl outside my patio make it a bit frightening to take the dog potty after dark. The red fox that we see in the park is really quite beautiful. The mad deer that tried to trample the dog and I was actually pretty scary. However, a rattle snake in my living room is just downright unacceptable.

I was glad that the dog didn't find the snake. If it would have bitten the dog, he probably would have died. It was very close to where he likes to sleep at night. He doesn't even know the difference. He is lucky that he doesn't have to be scared when he goes to bed at night. I told the V.P. of Human Resources at our corporate office that if I wake up in the morning, get out of bed, step on a rattle snake, it bites me, and I die that it is all his fault. He was the one that asked me to move over here. He called me up and told me that I had a very nice neighbor because he certainly would not have come over and taken a rattle snake out of my house no matter how many brownies I baked for him. The General Manager and Operations Manager where I work said that I could be absolutely positive that they definately would not have come over and taken a rattle snake out of my house and that I did indeed have a very nice neighbor to do that for me. So much for those people at work, I'm glad that they are not my neighbors. I need brave neighbors that can dispose of dead rabbits and live rattle snakes.